Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt drones MISSOURI" above large red distressed

MISSOURI" above large red distressed text reading "DRUMMERS

the Assman's in town

Rounded white groovy bubble text reads "Rollin' Fatties" in a retro 1970s style

Some teams played for glory

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt drones MISSOURI" above large red distressedTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text