It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Renamed the Castaways in 1963

Renamed the Castaways in 1963

Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge

Answering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency

Every pizza box leaving that shop is plausible deniability in cardboard form

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Renamed the Castaways in 1963Bomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling