Alpha Male - Unisex T-Shirt hartford with white sans-serif numbers from

with white sans-serif numbers from "-3" to "3" marking the scale

Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

Distressed white block text reads "I RUN" on the first line

flanked by saguaro cacti

Alpha Male - Unisex T-Shirt hartford with white sans-serif numbers fromPoodles surrounded by pastel rainbows and sparkly flowers radiate more raw dominance than every guy who has ever unironically called himself an alpha male. The wolf pack hierarchy was debunked, but the fluffy dog in a flower crown remains peer reviewed. The Details: A pastel rainbow arch in pink, yellow, green, blue, and purple bands frames a digital illustration of a fluffy white poodle with its tongue out. Colorful flowers in blue, pink, and yellow