My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_ss its round clock face frozen

its round clock face frozen at 10:04 with two gargoyle statues flanking the brick facade

and a clock face are arranged left to right in a horizontal row

Grill Sergeants monitor internal meat temperature with the same intensity as someone defusing a bomb

Hand's finger wag is never really a question

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_ss its round clock face frozenSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and