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" Distressed white block lettering below reads "PINE TREE CAPERS" with "BASEBALL CLUB" underneath

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex T-Shirt belleville This cooler’s the perfect wingman"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text