F Bomb - Unisex T-Shirt santa cruz Vader trading his lightsaber for

Vader trading his lightsaber for a 7-iron is the most aggressive mid-life crisis in galactic history

a black line-art paddlewheel steamboat sits on blue water with yellow accents along its decks

Science never stood a chance against that level of commitment

Curved green text beneath reads "HOTEL PRESIDENT • KANSAS CITY

F Bomb - Unisex T-Shirt santa cruz Vader trading his lightsaber forPlausible deniability on a falling bomb is the most effort anyone's ever put into technically not swearing. Grandma sees a letter and some clip art, everybody else hears it detonate from across the barbecue. The Details: White silhouette of a falling bomb with tail fins and motion lines at the top. A bold letter "F" sits centered on the bomb's body in a negative space block font, with the pointed tip of the bomb at the bottom. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe